- Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush's Brain (January 14)
- Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush (January 6)
- Bush's Eyelid Accidentally Nailed To Wall (December 8)
- Bush Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade For 26 Blocks (December 4)
- Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone (November 28)
- Crocodile Bites Off Bush's Arm (November 19)
- Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase (November 12)
UPDATE: The Onion found time to squeeze in one more on inauguration day: Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep (January 20).
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