A Systematic Classification of Office Chairs

During a recent fruitless search for a replacement near-desk seating solution, I made an important discovery: there are only three basic designs of office chair currently available in the industrialized world.

1. Plain ugly


2. Space-age ugly


3. Faux-leather executive ugly


Furthermore, my research has revealed that any outlier chair not conforming to this sophisticated classification system is either uncomfortable beyond any reasonable measure or moronically expensive.